Archive for October, 2007

As for children (and it sometimes looks as if the chief products of

Wednesday, October 31st, 2007

my garden were small boys and hens), it is admitted that they are
barbarians
As for children (and it sometimes looks as if the chief products of
my garden were small boys and hens), it is admitted that they are
barbarians. There is no exception among them to this condition of
barbarism. This is not to say that they are not attractive; for they
have the virtues as well as the vices of a primitive people. It is
held by some naturalists that the child is only a zoophyte, with a
stomach, and feelers radiating from it in search of something to fill
it. It is true that a child is always hungry all over: but he is
also curious all over; and his curiosity is excited about as early as
his hunger. He immediately begins to put out his moral feelers into
the unknown and the infinite to discover what sort of an existence
this is into which he has come. His imagination is quite as hungry
as his stomach. And again and again it is stronger than his other
appetites. You can easily engage his imagination in a story which
will make him forget his dinner. He is credulous and superstitious,
and open to all wonder. In this, he is exactly like the savage
races. Both gorge themselves on the marvelous; and all the unknown
is marvelous to them. I know the general impression is that children
must be governed through their stomachs. I think they can be
controlled quite as well through their curiosity; that being the more
craving and imperious of the two. I have seen children follow about
a person who told them stories, and interested them with his charming
talk, as greedily as if his pockets had been full of bon-bons.

Somebody has sent me a new sort of hoe, with the wish that I should

Sunday, October 28th, 2007

speak favorably of it, if I can consistently
Somebody has sent me a new sort of hoe, with the wish that I should
speak favorably of it, if I can consistently. I willingly do so, but
with the understanding that I am to be at liberty to speak just as
courteously of any other hoe which I may receive. If I understand
religious morals, this is the position of the religious press with
regard to bitters and wringing-machines. In some cases, the
responsibility of such a recommendation is shifted upon the wife of
the editor or clergy-man. Polly says she is entirely willing to make
a certificate, accompanied with an affidavit, with regard to this
hoe; but her habit of sitting about the garden walk, on an inverted
flower-pot, while I hoe, some what destroys the practical value of
her testimony.

The President was a good deal surprised at the method and fine

Tuesday, October 23rd, 2007

appearance of my garden, and to learn that I had the sole care of it
The President was a good deal surprised at the method and fine
appearance of my garden, and to learn that I had the sole care of it.
He asked me if I pursued an original course, or whether I got my
ideas from writers on the subject. I told him that I had had no time
to read anything on the subject since I began to hoe, except
‘Lothair,’ from which I got my ideas of landscape gardening; and that
I had worked the garden entirely according to my own notions, except
that I had borne in mind his injunction, ‘to fight it out on this
line if’–The President stopped me abruptly, and said it was
unnecessary to repeat that remark: he thought he had heard it before.
Indeed, he deeply regretted that he had ever made it. Sometimes, he
said, after hearing it in speeches, and coming across it in
resolutions, and reading it in newspapers, and having it dropped
jocularly by facetious politicians, who were boring him for an
office, about twenty-five times a day, say for a month, it would get
to running through his head, like the ’shoo-fly’ song which B-tl-r
sings in the House, until it did seem as if he should go distracted.
He said, no man could stand that kind of sentence hammering on his
brain for years.

In speaking of his worth, it has never occurred to me to estimate

Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007

Calvin by the worldly standard
In speaking of his worth, it has never occurred to me to estimate
Calvin by the worldly standard. I know that it is customary now,
when any one dies, to ask how much he was worth, and that no obituary
in the newspapers is considered complete without such an estimate.
The plumbers in our house were one day overheard to say that, ‘They
say that she says that he says that he wouldn”t take a hundred
dollars for him.’ It is unnecessary to say that I never made such a
remark, and that, so far as Calvin was concerned, there was no
purchase in money.

In relating this interview, it must be distinctly understood that I

Tuesday, October 2nd, 2007

am not responsible for anything that the President said; nor is he,
either
In relating this interview, it must be distinctly understood that I
am not responsible for anything that the President said; nor is he,
either. He is not a great speaker; but whatever he says has an
esoteric and an exoteric meaning; and some of his remarks about my
vegetables went very deep. I said nothing to him whatever about
politics, at which he seemed a good deal surprised: he said it was
the first garden he had ever been in, with a man, when the talk was
not of appointments. I told him that this was purely vegetable;
after which he seemed more at his ease, and, in fact, delighted with
everything he saw. He was much interested in my strawberry-beds,
asked what varieties I had, and requested me to send him some seed.
He said the patent-office seed was as difficult to raise as an
appropriation for the St. Domingo business. The playful bean seemed
also to please him; and he said he had never seen such impressive
corn and potatoes at this time of year; that it was to him an
unexpected pleasure, and one of the choicest memories that he should
take away with him of his visit to New England.

Home Depot Lends a Helping Hand to T-U Senior Center (The Thomaston Times)

Senior Citizens now have a spot to sit outside and enjoy the nice weather. Thanks to donations by the Home Depot, the Thomaston-Upson Senior Center has a balcony equipped with patio furniture, flowers and a grill.

Seat cushion tags: Bring on the SWAT team (The Gainesville Times)

My wife’s timing is impeccable, unless, of course, we’re going somewhere I want to go. Then, it’s sometimes peccable. Recently, I was in the midst of watching a Georgia football game when she had the audacity to phone me. Somebody better be dead, I muttered.

Online boosts in-store sales (Sun-Sentinel)

Overall, consumers still prefer going to a store over shopping online. The combination of offline and online shopping, though, is proving a potent force.

Sept. 27 police reports (Sedalia Democrat)

Christine R. Moss, of 1510 E. Broadway Blvd., reported Wednesday that she had been bitten by a wounded dog that she was trying to help, according to Sedalia Police Department reports. The dog, a black Labrador with a limp, ran away.

Remove tags at your own peril (Forsyth County News Front Page)

My wife’s timing is impeccable. Unless, of course, we’re going somewhere I want to go. Then, it’s sometimes peccable. Recently, I was in the midst of watching a Georgia football game when she had the audacity to phone me.

Jewish families build huts, memories during Sukkot celebration (The Salem News)

SWAMPSCOTT - On Sunday, Jacob Fridman grabbed his plastic wrench, donned his safety goggles and helped his family get ready for an important Jewish holiday. In little time, the 41/2-year-old and his older helpers had built a sukkah, a type of hut, in the Swampscott family’s backyard.

Jewish families build huts, memories during Sukkot celebration (The Salem News)

On Sunday, Jacob Fridman grabbed his plastic wrench, donned his safety goggles and helped his family get ready for an important Jewish holiday.